myPhone woes
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AT&T rep:
so, I have good news and I have bad news. which do you want first?
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me:
fuck it. the bad. lay it on me
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AT&T rep:
the bad news is, since you haven't had the phone 6 months, you'll have to pay $499 for a new one
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me:
the phone hasn't even been out for 6 months. jesus. fine. what's your good news?
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AT&T rep:
the good news is, if you go to an Apple store, they can TRACK your lost iPhone for you!!!
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me:
oh, really? are they going to break down the door and demand it back for me also?
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AT&T rep:
well..
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me:
your good news doesn't sound all that different from your bad news.
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