02 December 2009 at 1:22
“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.”
Couldn’t resist. Thanks, Ouxu.
via [Wow and Flutter]
