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02 December 2009 at 1:22

misterjt:

“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.”

Couldn’t resist. Thanks, Ouxu.

misterjt:

“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.”

Couldn’t resist. Thanks, Ouxu.

  1. crazylovelylost reblogged this from counterfeitredhead
  2. counterfeitredhead reblogged this from dbmurphy and added:
    zengiraffe:duckandpenguin:frangry:
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  4. 5oh7 reblogged this from misterjt and added:
    Couldn’t resist. Thanks, Ouxu.
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  6. goddag reblogged this from frangry and added:
    Basically, don’t f***
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  9. duckandpenguin reblogged this from frangry and added:
    OK, now it’s funny.
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  14. americankris reblogged this from free-hugs-free-kisses and added:
    tiger got worse lol he got beat with a fucking golf club a fucking golf club thats like jordan gettin beat with a...
  15. free-hugs-free-kisses reblogged this from americankris and added:
    Tiger Woods just got Rihanna’ed his wife pulled the chris brown
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  17. ericrobertsswagger reblogged this from biteofpythias and added:
    not to say if this is what happened it doesn’t count as DV. but, right alongside the gender double standard for DV...
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  20. americankris reblogged this from patentpending and added:
    hhahaha tiger got his ass whooped
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  23. lookbothways reblogged this from winstonwolfe and added:
    hmm..so this is what went down
  24. suddenly reblogged this from frangry

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