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02 December 2009 at 1:22

misterjt:

“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.”

Couldn’t resist. Thanks, Ouxu.

misterjt:

“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.”

Couldn’t resist. Thanks, Ouxu.

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    zengiraffe:duckandpenguin:frangry:
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    Couldn’t resist. Thanks, Ouxu.
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    Basically, don’t f***
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    tiger got worse lol he got beat with a fucking golf club a fucking golf club thats like jordan gettin beat with a...
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    Tiger Woods just got Rihanna’ed his wife pulled the chris brown
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    hhahaha tiger got his ass whooped
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    hmm..so this is what went down
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    apsies:shiningstar:frangry:winstonwolfe)

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