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misterjt:

“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.”

Couldn’t resist. Thanks, Ouxu.

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    Couldn’t resist. Thanks, Ouxu.

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    Basically, don’t f***

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    OK, now it’s funny.

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    tiger got worse lol he got beat with a fucking golf club a fucking golf club thats like jordan gettin beat with a...

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    Tiger Woods just got Rihanna’ed his wife pulled the chris brown

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    not to say if this is what happened it doesn’t count as DV. but, right alongside the gender double standard for DV...

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    hhahaha tiger got his ass whooped

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    hmm..so this is what went down

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    vagina below his small penis? Can we tell him to go fuck himself?

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    im totally not saying its OK. im saying its different. perhaps its splitting hairs and this is a horrible example, but...

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