December 2008
63 posts
myPhone woes
AT&T rep: so, I have good news and I have bad news. which do you want first?
me: fuck it. the bad. lay it on me
AT&T rep: the bad news is, since you haven't had the phone 6 months, you'll have to pay $499 for a new one
me: the phone hasn't even been out for 6 months. jesus. fine. what's your good news?
AT&T rep: the good news is, if you go to an Apple store, they can TRACK your lost iPhone for you!!!
me: oh, really? are they going to break down the door and demand it back for me also?
AT&T rep: well..
me: your good news doesn't sound all that different from your bad news.
November 2008
73 posts
“spread Love; it’s the brooklyn way”
– Notorious B.I.G. give thanks today & everyday
Watchheartless : kanye west. great song, great visual
text message from MY momma
me: i'm headed into the city for sarah's birthday. and wearing the scarf you knit me!
mom: i know you will be the bomb. give my best wishes to sarah
my french is, how you say, rusty?
C’est vrai que je vous ai aimé. C’est vrai que j’étais dans l’amour avec vous encore. Je ne vous aime pas maintenant.
It’s true that I loved you. It’s true that I was in love with you again. I don’t love you now.
“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s easy. The first girl I ever loved was someone I knew in sixth grade. Her name was Missy; we talked about horses. The last girl I love will be someone I haven’t even met yet, probably. They all count.
But there are certain people you love who do something else; they define how you classify what love is supposed to...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-23) →
R. Kelly
Remy Zero
The Pierces
Oppenheimer
Junkie XL
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
NPR: Beyonce's Infectious Moves →
the entire video shot in one take? INCREDIBLE
It Sounds like “WEE”
Backstory: I asked my mom what she wanted for Christmas.
WII not sure how to spell it but it sounds like “WEE.” It sounds so cool with exercise and sports games to use and move your body to.
+ via postcards from yo momma
I find this funny because my mom informed me she & my dad want a Wii Fit for christmas.
kvetch →
“because maybe if you let it out online, you’ll be happier in real life.”
“Don’t keep thinking of what happened yesterday and what is going to happen...”
“Anyone who says they are happy single is lying. I think you can only be happy in...”
– Kanye West
What Happy People Don’t Do →
Happy people spend a lot of time socializing, going to church and reading newspapers — but they don’t spend a lot of time watching television, a new study finds.
That’s what unhappy people do. + NYTimes.com
“My concern has been the atrocities there in Darfur and the relevance to me with...”
– Sarah Palin The Wild Wordsmith of Wasilla
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-16) →
Kings of Leon
The Pierces
The Submarines
Chairlift
The Kills
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The Break-Up (2006)
Brooke: What are these?
[Brooke holds up a bag with 3 lemons]
Gary: You asked for lemons. What my baby wants my baby gets.
Brooke: There are 3 lemons. I asked for 12. Baby wanted 12.
seriouslythough:
why do I smell like him?
after several months, how did my skin become infused with his scent?
i’m overwhelmed with the desire to stay home and just exist in his scent for a while.
this reminds me of something angela chase would have said about jordan catalano. forgive me.. i’ve been watching a lot of my so-called life lately
Daily Intel: The Night They Were Dancing in the...
excerpts:
“With me in my kerchief and Pa in his cap, we skulked down the street to see what was the hap. As we neared the intersection Metropolitan and Lorimer, none was so telling as a disgruntled Italian dude saying, ‘Don’t bother, it’s just a bunch of drunk hipsters yelling.’” “All was quiet on the Upper East Side front. But then again, all the...
“I have one client who’s clearly developed CNN dependence issues. The...”
– Dr. Samuel Glazer New York, 17 Nov 2008
Liberal Pranksters Hand Out Times Spoof →
The spoof website is still up and functioning if you want to read it..
“At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won’t be an issue, and everyone who...”
– George Clooney
bruises : chairlift I saw a bit of them last...
the most beautiful thing I’ve read in quite some time..
This is what you shall do: Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any...
revelry : kings of leon
what a night for a...